06.23.06

the paparazzi market (-dynamics)

Posted in problem solving, psychology at 12:51 am by nonattender

paparuleys:

photographers - do not take photographs unless given permission.

photographers - do not take photographs unless paid.

celebrities - when you give permission, let them.

celebrities - when they pay you, let them photograph you.

viewers rejoice.

(readers rarely notice)

—- wait, maybe better, maybe funnier:  someone makes a reality show out of following the paparazzi.   wouldn’t that fix it?  it’s like a completely whole OTHER super EXTRA layer of BULLSHIT all on its own!   You can then “product place” certain celebrities into the show within the show within the show…  the meta-bullshit show!  that’s fuckin value!  I’d love to see a shit-ton of money go into some things like that!   (what has happened!  I apparently just turned into George Carlin…!)

back to the pitch…

“Are you an overwrought actor/celebrity who hates having his every movement under scrutiny (while, no doubt, being just a wee bit oversensitive about the whole issue, in a “my business manager makes me do it” sort of way)?  If so, go produce this show.”

suddenly i .. do feel like turning on the tv.   hmm.

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